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George Carlin speaking from the grave about the #TSA Why don’t they ban people with big, strong hands from flying? http://bit.ly/8ZCtCP

I’ll stop bitching about the TSA soon. Maybe. TSA Likely To Face Multiple Sexual Assault Charges For New Searches – http://bit.ly/alI3EN

TSA – I don’t want to go through the scanner, I don’t want to be felt up by another guy. Can I strip so my briefs? http://exm.nr/d6OrT1

Catching up on outdoor jobs. Battery change in the Saab was a trial, and I think I cracked a rib leaning over the fence – don’t even ask…

TSA public service announcement (from Saturday Night Live) – http://bit.ly/bQksAd

TSA on PATCO? – Now I drive into Philly if I don’t want to be molested? Random Pat-Downs Turn PATCO Into Police State – http://bit.ly/bDZDBY

if a TSA agent tried to perform one of these searches at a typical strip club, that agent would be dragged outside and beaten up by security

Regarding TSA security procedures – flying isn’t optional when it’s a job requirement – justify driving to Chicago for a one day meeting.

Future TSA Services tied into Healthcare reform – “Nope, no weapons, but I did find 2 polyps that will need to be removed and biopsied.”

…new security procedures, requiring that all passengers remove all of their dignity and place it in little gray bins- http://bit.ly/9ui0ka